Archie Is Having a Baby with Valerie From ‘Josie and the Pussycats’ [Exclusive]
By Chris Sims
Over the past few years, Archie Comics has become one of the most socially progressive comic book publishers in the market, with genuinely solid storytelling that’s been pushing the boundaries of what they’ve done with their formula in the 70 years since the freckle-faced teenager made his debut. Today, they announced their latest move: In the upcoming Archie #633, they’ll tell the story of a future where Archie marries Valerie Smith (of Josie and the Pussycats fame) and they have a daughter.
CONNOR CONNOR IT’S A BABY WITH MILK CHOCOLATE SKIN AND GINGER HAIR IT IS OUR DREAM. IT IS OUR CHILD.
Lol, aw, look at that freckled baby!! xD So cuuuute~
… I’m not even going to as- OHMYGODIT’SCOMINGBACKTOMEWHY!? WHY!? WHY DID THAT EXIST!?
There was that one live action movie. *snort* :>
This comic doesn’t give a fuck and I love it. That’s why it’s STILL running.
Archie comics are the biggest trolls. THIS IS WHY I READ THEM IN ALL THEIR CHEESY GLORY.